Saturday, April 24, 2010

How was Bacteria created ? like the first bacteria ever how was it created ?

how was Bacteria created ? like the first bacteria ever how was it created ? please don't respond that they have always been here becuase they must have been created somehow. AND PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT GOD CREATE THEM!

How was Bacteria created ? like the first bacteria ever how was it created ?
Single-celled organisms, like bacteria, are believed to be the first organisms to evolve on earth. The origin of life is one of the remaining highly theoretical/controversial aspects of evolutionary biology. Basically, self-assembling organic molecules came together inside a membrane, forming a "protocell". Over a long long period of time, living cells evolved from these non-living protocells.





If you want a more technical explanation, the key steps that are thought to have occurred are:





1. Organic molecules, like amino acids and carbohydrates are formed. This has been shown to occur at random, as in the Miller-Urey experiments.


2. Phospholipids, which make up the membranes surrounding bacteria, can self assemble in to lipid bilayer membranes in a water solution.


3. The earliest enzymes probably were self-replicating ribozymes, which have the ability to produce mirror images of themselves. (RNA World Hypothesis)


4. Ribozymes are outcompeted by self-replicating proteins, and eventually other catalytic proteins, which are enzymes.


5. Some assemblage of these RNA molecules, ribozymes, and proteins are collected inside a phospholipid membrane. As time passes, this assemblage evolves to be able to reproduce itself, carry out metabolic functions, and be alive. This would be considered the first living organism.
Reply:Cosmic dust. Seriously.
Reply:Big Boom Theory
Reply:The answer to this question is unknown at this time. We know approximately when the first living cells appeared on earth, but how they went from being protocells to being actual, living bacteria is still a mystery. If you are asking this question as part of a homework assignment, your teacher should accept the answer that they arose from protocells about 3.8 billion years ago, and that protocells are the result of the ability of some organic molecules to self-assemble under the conditions that existed on the early earth.
Reply:Well Tom Cruise says.....;"Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were fighting over what holiday was better and so the tooth fairy butted in to try and mediate. Mother nature sat in her usual spot...(under the tree of life talking to the snake and offering that Adam dude an apple) she decided she'd give Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny something in common so they'd get a long better therefore she created the disease Chlamydia which she gave to the 13 virgins. About a week later Santa Clause and The Easter bunny were arguing again when the Easter bunny noticed Santa Clause scratching his junk. The E.B. realised he had been having the same problem and started to discuss this dripping issue with S.C. After this they have been friends for life and that's when Jesus Christ came along. S.C. got one of the 13 "Virgins" pregnant so hence the Christ child was born in December (they had agreed on holiday months by now)...then he told the E.B. since he was his best friend he'd give his only son on his holiday to do whatever he wanted to with him.....now you see back then this was before Rabits were turned into herbavors (mother nature played a sick joke, it's a long story don't ask) so Easter came along and Mr. E.B. got hungry so he rotisary style BBQ'ed S.C.'s kid..........any other questions?





Ok, and now for us Educated people! Bacteria is a natural creation in our relm. No one knows where they were created from or it would be all over Oprah.
Reply:Read the Endosymbiotic theory





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endosymbiot...
Reply:The first bacteria was created in Wynona, Minnesota, by accident, in 1867 by Howard Strep, a barrel maker. He was trying to invent a new, stronger cork for his ale kegs, and started messing around with whatever he found in his workshop. In his lunch pail were some Gatorade, some sugar, a couple protein bars. He kept his lunch box outside (you know how cold it is there!), and got so busy he forgot the time. A storm came through, and BANG!!!!!, lightning hit his lunch box. He was really ticked because he was hungry. But, the stuff inside was now nasty, looking like some kind of primordial soup! He thought about just throwing it away, but decided to give it a taste. He added a little salt and spooned up a couple bites. Shortly after, he started getting cramps and having horrible diarrhea. That's when it was discovered that he had created E.coli, the first bacteria.





Once he remembered how to grow it, he sold his barrel business, and opened a joke shop, selling things like itching powder, fake poop, gum which made your teeth turn black. But his best seller was his Eau de Colon (containing E. coli), which, when sprayed on someone's face and inhaled, quickly induced the trots, or as he preferred, the "squirts".





After several law suits, Mr. Strep sold the joke shop to his friends, Sam %26amp; Ella, who both had sh**ty personalities, but who loved to go to church picnics, making their famous Room Temperature Potato Salad. It sure got everyone moving!





So, that's the story of how, when and where the first bacteria was created. I hope this helps. Oh, by the way, the History Channel did a biography of Mr. Strep, hosted by Karen Carpenter, but it was rather thin in content.

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